accelgors:

*gets on the super computer from code lyoko* *deletes self from existence*

wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

Saw a crack deal in the toilet paper section of Walmart.

landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

definitelydope:

life is so confusing sometimes

i wanted to brush my teeth but i put the toothpaste on my hand instead of the toothbrush???? uhh

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

itsvondell:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

fablemccloud:

flyingpig890:

thegodofseduction:

vivid-imaginations1144:

yencid:

How can you NOT find this cool?

#dragons aren’t dead #they just transformed into cats

TOOTHLESSS

This look never means anything good is going to happen.

 So cute.

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented